In March of 2004, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind landed in cinemas. Birthed from the pen of Charlie Kaufman, it featured the new serious Jim Carrey alongside post-Titanic star Kate Winslet. Though not a mega-hit for theater coffers, it was a critical darling that word-of-mouth upgraded to cult classic spoiling, Eternal Sunshines basic premise posits a technology that can erase all memories of another human being from your brainuseful for bad break-ups or catastrophic events. When Joeldecides to have Clementinedeleted from his memory banks, viewers arequite literallygiven a hippocampus-eye view as to how the process works. The starsPhoto by Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage Upon a recent 20th anniversary re-watch, the quirky flick remains one of my all-time favorites Alex Kirilloff Jersey. It also got me thinking about which Twins figure Minnesotans would expunge from their grey matter if given the opportunity. A few candidatesBud Selig: Contraction-schemer and noted All-Star Game waffler. Maybe the single greatest photo Ive ever found in the Getty databasePhoto credit should read CRAIG LASSIG/AFP via Getty Images Tommy Herr: The ultra-reluctant St. Louis Cardinals import who contributed nearly nothing and precipitated the departure of fan-favorite Tom Davis: Though Kevin Jepsen, Alex Colome, and Emilio Pagan caused their share of late-inning heartbreak, RD is still the gold standard for ninth inning angst in these Nishioka: Heralded as a major organizational coup in plucking the shortstop from Japan, Nishioka was equally disastrous with bat and glove Tom Brunansky Jersey. Nishioka just could never gain a foothold in American baseballPhoto by Brace Hemmelgarn/Minnesota Twins/Getty Images Matt Shoemaker: Perhaps a personal boogeyman herethe angriest Ive ever been as a Twins course, every time the mind-wipe tech is used in Eternal Sunshine it inevitably leads to disaster. To use a really bad movieto support a really good one, maybe Captain James T. Kirks assertion about his painful memories is apt:If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I dont want my pain taken away Chris Archer Jersey. I need my pain!If that is indeed true, any fan of the Minnesota Vikings wears an impenetrable layer of pain-armor that not even the most fictional of characters could match.